I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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