Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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