i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That was before I lit my hair on fire
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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