i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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