his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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