Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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