Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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