do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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