Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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