shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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