walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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