how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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