So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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