I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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