why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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