Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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