i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
