Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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