hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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