It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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