but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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