there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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