I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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