Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am available for nakedness
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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