Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
my penis made a compromise with my morals
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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