Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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