The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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