No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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