your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Dick very happy bro
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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