Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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