I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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