she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
These tits shall not be calmed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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