all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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