that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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