She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
