Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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