Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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