i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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