Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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