did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
