they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You don't make any sense
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