Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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