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• (812): View more from Indiana

  so... how was it???

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  he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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• (619): View more from California

  Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

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• (347): View more from New York

  There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.

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• (347): View more from New York

  tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

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  I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them

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