Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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