Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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