i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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