Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize