My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I could fuck to npr.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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