she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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