Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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