On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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