Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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