it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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