Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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