I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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