I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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